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Armith_Greenleaf
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Birthday: 9/6/1987
Gender: Female
Interests: Yes, there are interests, like graduating, finding and keeping a job, and why not? Marrying a rich guy. Dreaming is for free. Fine fine, Linkin Park and anime take the prize, LoTR does too, Harry Potter, MTV, heh... and swearing, lots of it.
Expertise: It shouldn't be hard to get it when I say I've made sleeping an official sport. Also chattering, vulgarly known as talking lots of bullshit -grins- I have a small industry too, doesn't appear here as an option, it's called: Pirating xD
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
2/7/2006
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| Oh! Bless the peeing time
I value it more than family time
It brings such pleasure, relief
To answer its call is my strongest belief
I leave anything for it, even my horny lad
I'll never forget the best piss I had
It was late at night, I was so glad
One too many drinks I had had
I felt the pressure, my bladder was pushing
The demon inside me was released, gushing
And it was so relaxing, I was sighing
I stayed in the bathroom for so long, my lad thought I was hiding
But it wasn't that, it was just the river flowing
A relaxed paradise, without the wind blowing
Although it was such a bliss I could feel a breeze
Once finished, I walked with such ease
I had a huge smile, I saw the world in a new light
I tackled my lad with all my might
And made love to him all night
-Written by konfizkate91 and Armith-Greenleaf | | |
| Agh. Netherlands is out. Not fair, that game wasn't fair, it was shit. Fucking Portugal players, go to hell Figo, and take your team with you.
If you're fan of the Portuguese team then... too bad for you.
Here's a pic of Rafael Van der Vaart, who is back to his home Netherlands, sadly 
Well, his face can't be properly seen but who gives. That pic's sexy.
I'm shitting on my pants here. Tomorrow's Germany vs. Argentina. Fuck dammit, GO GERMANY! You better hurry your ass up for victory, you motherfuckers. Don't let those fags win.
Oh... if you're rooting for Argentina... then too bad.
GO GERMANY!
Best Wishes from AG  | | |
| Okay, so here's the thing. The world cup started last Friday, right? I bet you knew, and if you didn't (which only makes me think you should check out the news more often) then now you do.
That's all fine and dandy, right?
Yeah. Well it's there, in Germany. Such great nation it is, I wish I could be there... And the German dudes, well they're not so bad either; another reason that makes me wanna-
ANY WAY, I'm rooting here for Germany and Brazil. Odd combo, huh? Well not really, to me I mean; I've always supported those two in the -counts- three world cups I've seen.
So, Germany won on the opening game, it was nice. Brazil won yesterday, but it wasn't too an adrenaline pumping game. Now today's: Germany vs. Poland. THAT was some game  Poland was fighting to stay in and Germany was defending, but suddenly poof! Germany's doing all the attacking and what the fuck! Poland was good at defending! And their goalkeeper... man, that was some hawt dude.
But not hotter than:
Meet Friedrich Arne, number three from the German team. Ain't that a hawt stuff enough to burn your eyeballs? Well shit, for me he is.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the game -clears throat-. So the rest of the game went just like that, many fouls from each team and some players changes, no one was severely injured. The shit became (even more) hectic when the game was on its 90th minute. But they were giving three extra minutes. And what the mcfudge! Right during the 92th minute:
GOAL FROM GERMANY!!! WAAAAAAAAHHH!!! 
So yeap, I'm happy, not only I had the chance to ogle Arne for most of the game (he was taken out in mid second half ) but also celebrate cos:
GERMANY'S IN!! 
Yessss!! Now, all I need is Brazil in too (no shit, they're gonna be in) and I'll be fully happy. Kaká should score some more goals and Ronaldinho hasta move his ass faster but...
 Arne
Yeah, okay, I'm done. I'll go now before I start seriously ranting about Arne or... Van der Vaart (from Netherlands, check him out too -nudges-).
Take care ya'll
Best Wishes from AG (who goes now to celebrate Germany's victory) | | |
| Dats right yo, mah milkshake
Warning: If you don't like chocolate or on contrary, chocolate takes you high, so high, too high, and your heart can't take it then you should stop reading. Also stop reading if you're a low carb diet freak.
What you need:
-Wipping cream
-Chocolate Ice Cream
-Oreo cookies
-Milk
-Cherry (one  )
What you need to do:
You drop a shitload of chocolate ice cream into the blender, and a little less than three quarters of it of milk (unless you want more milk, it'd make it more liquid, less creamy), and you blend till you know, it's blended  Next you add some wipping cream (hmmm sexaaay) and oreos, and blend again. When you have it the way you like it you pour the shit on a glass, when it's midway you add some (more!) wipping cream, and finish pouring what's left till you reach the top; then you add MORE wipping cream -cackle- and yeah, you can make it pretty with some more oreos and a cherry on top.
There you have it, mah mastah piece, enjoy! 
Best Wishes from AG | | |
| Although chainmails are annoying like dog's shit on your shoe, some e-mails are great to read (great as in, cool-glass-of-water-in-mid-hot-sweaty-summer great), so here goes a cool one I got:
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth ( )
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
Crowded elevator smell different to midget | | |
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